Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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