I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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