Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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