i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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