Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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