Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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