I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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