Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
they call him Oral-B. enough said
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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