Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Randomize
