How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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