New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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