im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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