i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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