Is it normal to miss your booty call?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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