Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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