Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
are you so shy because you have an std?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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