This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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