quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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