I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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