How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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