Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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