Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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