It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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