So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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