i think i have herpe
just one?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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