its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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