So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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