so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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