Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
