quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
nutella sex= disaster
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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