: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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