Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm always down for nudity.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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