So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
NoShamevember. You game?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize