Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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