OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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