okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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