Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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