did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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