this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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