She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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