What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
