and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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