This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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