How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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