Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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