Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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