I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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