i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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