omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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