He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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