it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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