he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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