Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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