Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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