the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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