im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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