he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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