shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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