We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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