She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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